Guy to buddy: Dude, we are actually a lesbian couple.
Overheard by: Sofa
Loud woman on cell: Did you know that Devahndra had a baby? Yeah, a girl. What happened to being a lesbian? Yeah, I guess that one went kinda short.
Overheard by: Lillian
LI man: … And then the lesbians — they surrounded me.
Overheard by: wish they had been surrounding ME
Hipster: She thought she was a lesbian, but she was a midget.
Suit to female companion: Even lesbians have to eat!
Overheard by: oh, is that why i’m so hungry?