Turk­ish man: Miss, you are so love­ly. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Uh, sure.
Turk­ish man: You are so beau­ti­ful, I would suck on your fa­ther’s dick just to taste where you came from.
Girl: Uh… Thanks for the drink [leaves].

–Crash Man­sion, 199 Bow­ery

Over­heard by: The Rid­dler