Queer to friend: To­mor­row is flow day! That’s when you have to wear a pad and a tam­pon!

–W 3rd, be­tween 1st & 2nd

Over­heard by: good gol­ly

20-some­thing girl: They did­n’t have tam­pons, so I got Smirnoff Ice.

–Lin­coln Place & Bed­ford Ave

Over­heard by: That’s got­ta hurt

Hot chick on cell: I’m off! Wish me and my men­stru­al cup luck!

–113th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: La­dle

Woman: That would be a re­al­ly aw­ful su­per-pow­er to have ?- the abil­i­ty to make a woman men­stru­ate when­ev­er you fuck her.

–Stuyvesant Town

Over­heard by: Ar­gopel­ter