Jew: She’s been on dates with 87 guys from JDate? Eighty-sev­en?!
Jew­ess: Yeah, her ther­a­pist told her that she can’t com­plain about guys from JDate again un­til she’s been on 100 dates with guys from JDate, and now she’s re­al­ly ex­cit­ed for the last 13 so she can start com­plain­ing about them again.

–Stay, East Vil­lage