Teen: That guy is jerkin’ it right there in public!
Mother: Look away. He just has a disease.
Teen: What? So chronic masturbation is a disease now?
–42nd St subway
Overheard by: come again?
Headline by: gerard
Runners-Up:
· “Cause Dad Said Its a Cure for Fat Wife Syndrome” — angelica cayne
· “Come Again?” — Mary Beth
· “Ironically, NOT Healed by Laying on Of Hands” — JohnnyB
· “Momma Don’t Know Jack.” — jason daniel
· “No. I Was Referring To The Pus Pockets On The Head Of His Penis.” — Redneck Jedi
· “There’s Even a 12 Stroke Program” — Grantakerous
· “We’re Tivoing _That_ Telethon!” — Vera Vaughan Hough
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