Chub­by girl cus­tomer: So, no fights in here to­day?
Mid­dle-aged sand­wich artist: What hap­pened to you?
Chub­by girl cus­tomer: I was scared to come back af­ter last time!
Mid­dle-aged sand­wich artist: No, I mean, you’re gain­ing weight.

–Sub­way sand­wich shop, Times Square

Over­heard by: Em­ma