Teen girl to mom: Here, this is what you need [points to Sex for Dummies book].
–Barnes & Noble, Union Square
Girl: I read all of the gossip magazines, but I should probably read the Wall Street Times.
Bimbette: Like, why would you stay home and read when there’s so much other stuffs to do?
–89th & 3rd
Overheard by: Ben A
Chick: Do you have Dante’s Inferno? I don’t know the author…
Dude on cell: Yeah, I’m just buying a book ’cause I got bored. Then I’m going back to finish my Bloody Mary.
–Burgen & Flatbush