LI girl: Wait, where’s the milk for the coffee?
Cashier: The sugar’s right here.
LI girl: No, I want milk. Don’t you have any milk in this whole place? For coffee?
Cashier: No, because you said you want regular.
LI girl: Yeah, regular — like ‘not decaf.‘
Cashier: No. Regular is ‘no milk.‘
LI girl: No. Black is like this — ‘no milk.‘
Cashier: No. Black is ‘not hazelnut.‘
Onlooker: Learn how to order or get out of the way.

–Ess‑a Bagel, 21st & 1st

Overheard by: Jackie G