Lit­tle girl: Dad­dy, what’s wrong with Chi­nese peo­ple? Why do they nev­er smile?
Dad: It’s be­cause they’re ro­bots.
Lit­tle girl: What about black peo­ple? Are black peo­ple ro­bots?
Dad: No, not that I’m aware of.

–4 train

Over­heard by: Au­drey