Girl: I wanted to do something like Jenny On The Block. You know: Jennifer Lopez. My character is really hot, but she looks a little psycho. 

–13th St. & 3rd Ave.

Teenage girl: Bitch! I did not give you syphilis. I gave you crabs. 

–13th St. & 2nd Ave.

Overheard by: Chris Carter 

Asian boy: If I could name you anything, it would be “titty”.

–F train

Overheard by: Nathalie