Girl #1: … And then he texted me, ‘I hope all is well.‘
Girl #2: Oh, well that was nice.
Girl #1: Nice? ‘I hope all is well’?! Does he mean, ‘I hope all is well now that I’ve scraped your vagi­na out’?!
Girl #2: Well, I mean, he is a used car sales­man…
Girl #1: Oh my god. You’re right. Oh my god, I got fin­gered by a used car sales­man!

–12th & Uni­ver­si­ty Pl