Young ghet­to girl: Mis­ter, will you get that bag out of my face? That bag is in my face!
Asian man: It’s not in your face! It’s far away. Far away.
Young ghet­to girl: Man, you dis­re­spect­ful. That’s so dis­re­spect­ful. I’ll slap the shit out of you.

–A train

Over­heard by: jcm