Thug: I’m a super duper human being! I’m a super duper human being! I’m a super duper human being!
–Queens-bound F train
Overheard by: sunburned like a bitch
Teen Latino thug to friend: Yo, there be some mad hot wizards up in this bitch! Or should I say, ‘wizard-ettes.’
–Harry Potter screening, Loews, 34th St
Thug: … And he was there, with his cane and beard, lookin’ all Gandalf and shit.
–86th & Lex
Overheard by: Catherine
Teen thug: She is extra violent! She got UV rays!
–W 4th St platform
Overheard by: Emily B.
Thugette leaning against mail truck: Yeah, I’s the post bitch.
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