Tooth­less bag la­dy: I don’t know what it is with this town any­more. I guess no one likes blowjobs. I give great blowjobs! Maybe I’m charg­ing too much.
Cop: What are you charg­ing?
Tooth­less bag la­dy: $100.
Cop: That’s pret­ty steep…

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Spiney