High school guy: Why they called us ‘nig­gers’? They wake up and say, ‘We call­in ’em ‘nig­gers’ from now on!’ or some­thing?
High school girl: No, id­iot, ’cause they got us from the Nig­ger Riv­er in Africa.

–CC­NY, 135th Con­vent Ave

Over­heard by: APR 04 Alum