Sci­en­tol­o­gist man: What would you like your ca­reer to be?
Young queer: I’m still not sure. I’d like some­thing that pays mil­lions but does­n’t re­quire any ac­tu­al work, you know?
Sci­en­tol­o­gist man: You should as­pire to do more with your life if you ever want to be hap­py. I own my own com­pa­ny, and I love my life.
Young queer: Um, you’re giv­ing out free stress tests in a sub­way sta­tion and at­tempt­ing to sell some crazy guy’s book. Am I sup­posed to be­lieve that this is just a hob­by of yours?
Sci­en­tol­o­gist man: Yes.

–42nd St sta­tion

Over­heard by: Loli­ta