Man on phone: Nicole, Nicole, you’re wrong. Why don’t you calm down and listen to Mr. Logic? Mr. Logic says…

–Office, Midtown

Overheard by: Trouble

Headline by: JohnnyB

Runners-Up:
· “… You Probably Had Herpes Before You Met Me.” — KJM
· “…maybe Dating a Writer for Sesame Street Wasn’t Such a Good Idea.” — df
· “It Won’t Do Any Good If She Can’t Actually SEE the Hand Puppet.” — Zenece
· “Now Tom, That Only Works on Katie…” — Lindsey
· “Worst Penis Name, Ever.” — Jim C.
· “You’re 8 Months Pregnant, Birth Control May Be Moot” — Rose

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