Prep­py guy #1: How was that bar in Mid­town?
Prep­py guy #2: Dude, it was awe­some… It was full of hot chicks.
Prep­py guy #1: If it was so great, why did you text me eight times in one hour and are now stand­ing next to me piss­ing at this bar?

–Re­stroom, De­lancey Bar

Over­heard by: Al