Chick #1: Just like that, for no rea­son?
Chick #2: Yeah.
Chick #1: That’s so weird! Usu­al­ly when a guy licks you, there’s some kind of con­text.
Chick #2: What about that time a hobo licked me? That was­n’t in con­text.
Chick #1: Yeah, but ho­bos don’t need con­text.

–23rd & Lex

Over­heard by: Lar­ry