Drunk girl: Oh my god! I looove Amy Winehouse! But, ugh! Poor bitch is gonna die soon!
–Vynl Restaurant, 51st & 9th
Overheard by: Sitting next to the loudest table
Val Kilmer, noticing a ‘Now Appearing’ sign: Oh! Kris-tin Bell! Not Chris-tian Bale. That makes a lot more sense.
–Big Apple Con, Penn Plaza Pavilion, 33rd & 7th
Nerdy guy: Hey, I may look like Steve‑O, but I get more butt than a toilet!
–Outside of The Hog Pit, 13th & 9th
Woman, to friend: … And then Chuck Norris came out of nowhere!
–W 8th St & Ave S
Overheard by: Kat
Clerk girl: Well, she’s kinda like the Korean Melissa Etheridge.
–Duane & Broadway
Overheard by: taylor
Disappointed redneck to fat wife, exiting Olive Garden: Well, we did not see any famous people in there.