Cab­bie: So, why are you go­ing up to Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty any­way?
Girl: Be­cause I have class in a cou­ple hours.
Cab­bie: With a face like yours and a rack like that, peo­ple ac­tu­al­ly take you se­ri­ous­ly in that school?!

–Taxi ride with hot chick