Bus dri­ver: Next stop: 60th Street, trans­fer to the four, five, six or the N/R. Six­ti­eth Street and Bloom­ing­dales, next stop… Hi, every­one — I’d like to take this red light to thank you for join­ing us on this, the one hun­dred and fif­teenth run of the M103 bus. Now, I know some of you have had bad days at school, work, church, et cetera, but please don’t bring that home to your loved ones. Leave all your stress on the bus, and I’ll toss it in­to the East Riv­er for you when we pass it. [Applause.]Middle-aged woman: Well, that was nice of him!

–M103 bus, 3rd Ave