Guy on cell: That? Oh, that’s nothing. It’s just a bunch of angry baboons trapped behind a…
Overheard by: wish I’d caught that last word
Barnard bimbette, about global warming: So, with the polar bears drowning and all, like, what are people worried about? Because, like, there are polar bears at the Central Park Zoo and stuff…
–Columbia University classroom
Overheard by: yeah, cages are a great alternative
Dude to pal: You want tigers, bro? There’s over five thousand tigers to choose from.
–W 4th & Jones
Male economics professor: I must confess that over time, in my lifetime, I’m a monkey.
–NYU Cantor Center
Overheard by: NYU student
Curly-haired woman: Did I mention that the penguins have returned to my lobby?
Overheard by: McFreaky
Student: You know how snakes can swallow their food whole? What if a person swallowed a snake whole, and then the snake turned inside out, and then ate the person from the inside? That would be awesome.
WASP on cell: I said ‘camels.’ He wants to go to Radio City to pet the camels. Fucking psycho.
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