Asian lady is eating something, and a black man takes his cell out and starts taking a video, documenting what’s going on.
Black man: She seems to be eating some type of seed — maybe a bird food. It appears to be that she is some sort of bird woman. Ka-kawww, ka-kawww!
Girl to friend: First you insult my turkey, and then you put a gourd on your face!
Crazy lady on bus: The turkeys! The turkeys! All you people care about is the turkeys and how they feel! What about the carrots and candied yams? No one cares about them!
Overheard by: Susan Elliott
Little kid running across the street flapping his arms: I can’t help it that I’m a chicken!
–90th & Lex
Overheard by: Zach
Hospital employee to another: You see, I don’t call them chicken breasts; I call them chicken titties.
–Hospital cafeteria, Upper East Side
Guy to girl: So you’d rather screw a duck than a geese? Is that what you’re telling me?