Thug: Yo, I need to get this shit cashed.
Clerk: Do you have an ac­count, sir?
Thug: Yeah, but I ain’t got my card or my num­ber.
Clerk: Sir, I need your so­cial se­cu­ri­ty num­ber, then.
Thug: Aight, hold up. [Pulls out phone] Hey, Mom­my, what’s my so­cial again?

–Chase Bank, Broad­way & Hous­ton

Over­heard by: Tabitha