Woman digging through scarves: Do you think these are for older people?
Male pal: Yes, for older people. For you.

–The Met store

Overheard by: akka

Headline by: Stretchen

Runners-Up:
· “Definetely In The Friend Zone” — Dion
· “Never Insult a Woman with a Perfect Choking Device” — Megan
· “No One Said Ashton Kutcher Was Bright” — punk’d
· “That’s It. I’m Leaving My Teeth in Next Time I Blow You.” — laladypoet
· “They Help Catch the Drool” — Dan
· “Well That’s the Last He’ll See Of the Sagging Sisters” — L

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