Man on cell: Is your vagina swelled to the same degree as my penis is swelled?

–Union Square

Overheard by: SayWhhhaat

40-ish guy on cell: So, did she show you her vagina?

–43rd & 3rd

Black guy on cell: This is why I never beg for pussy!

–Spring St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Emily B

Girl: My vagina is the Lincoln Tunnel.

–NJ Transit, Penn Station

Overheard by: Jason Kruta

13-year-old boy to teen girl: I mean, the pussy’s good, but it ain’t that good.

–Jamaica-bound E train

Overheard by: Rhonda hearts Queens

Chick on cell: I don’t know why I listened to you. It hurt. A lot. My vagina feels like it’s on fire. I’m never doing that again.

–92nd & 3rd