20-something girl: So, I guess we are now officially corporate hos.
30-something man: Yeah, so now you have to learn to play tennis.
Girl passerby: What does that have to do with anything?
20-something girl: Then we can be corporate hos and tennis pros — duh.
30-something man: We should do commercials… Why don’t we work for an ad agency?!

–59th & Lex