20-ish girl: Can I ask you a per­son­al ques­tion?
Friend: Yeah.
20-ish girl: When you hook up with a guy and you want him to take your shirt off, do you put your arms up?
Friend: Um­mm… No.
20-ish girl: Well, that’s what I did the oth­er day when I want­ed my mom to take my shirt off…

–59th & Lex