Guy: So, I saw this video online of a chick who tied her beef curtains in a knot…
Chick: Maybe I should scrap my dissertation and just write erotica?
Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy
Chick: My favorite porn line, and possibly my favorite movie line ever, is, ‘Suck it, my queen. Suck it.’
–Grand Sichuan, St. Mark’s Pl
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Intern to another: They do too make gay pornography!
–42nd & Madison
Overheard by: Nicolas Agrait
Cube neighbor on phone with friend: So, the first thing she needs to do is throw it out — get rid of all the porn. I mean, she has closets and closets full of it!
20-something woman on cell: I may be too analytical for erotica.
–Outside Century 21
Overheard by: McFreaky