Cute blonde: So, I thought I might like him, and we went on some fun dates, but then he shaved his head and now I can’t go out with him.
Friend: Wait — what’s wrong with him shav­ing his head?
Cute blonde: Well, noth­ing in the­o­ry, but now he looks like a ter­ror­ist.

–116th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: up­town girl

Head­line by: Sarah K

Run­ners-Up:
· “…Or Ghan­di, Whichev­er.” — John­ny
· “And He Wants Me to Call Him Brit­ney in Bed” — Sim Etrias
· “And the An­thrax in His Apart­ment Is No Pic­nic Ei­ther” — Naked Lunch
· “Oh, Whew… I Thought You Said, “tourist”” — Rhadaman­thus
· “Plus, I Would­n’t Qual­i­fy As One Of His 72 Vir­gins” — Mar­i­oRPG
· “Racial Pro­fil­ing Is So Hot Right Now” — Fran

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