Suit to teen couple: You kids like drugs?
Girl: Um… Is that a trick question?

–Union Square

Headline by: MrCandey

Runners-Up:
· “Because I Only Trick for Cocaine” — ToddS
· “Like “Find America on a Map?” — Krisztina
· “Listen, Are You Getting In This Van Or What?” — gib
· “No, but Speak Closer to My Tie…” — Danny the Mullins
· “Worst Narc Ever” — samson

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