Girl #1: So, we have a bet — if I have sex first, then I have to wear a shirt that she’s writ­ten all over, but if she– [looks around].
Girl #2: If she what?
Girl #1: … I’ll tell you lat­er. I feel like peo­ple are lis­ten­ing, and I don’t want to end up on some web­site.

–Star­bucks, 51st & Broad­way