Nerdy, mid­dle-aged Jew­ish man: Um, you’re drip­ping on me.
Mid­dle-aged jock: No, I’m not.
Nerdy, mid­dle-aged Jew­ish man: Yes, it’s from your wind­break­er.
Mid­dle-aged jock: You mo­ron. You fuck­ing mo­ron.

–1 train, UWS

Over­heard by: Beth