Girl on phone: Look, motherfucker — I’ll wear what I want to church on Sunday.
–Restaurant, 46th St
Black woman: Yeah, chips and soda for a dollar! That’s one church I won’t go back to.
Overheard by: Kevin Z
Guy on cell: I don’t need to fucking hear that at home! That’s what I’ve got church for!
–Broome & Allen
Mother to small daughter outside St. Patrick’s: Stop crying — I know it looks more like a haunted house than a church.
–St. Patrick’s Cathedral, 5th Ave
Black dude: Nigga, nuns ain’t real.
Overheard by: Gabriel