Pro­fes­sor: So, let’s re­turn to the top­ic of male nip­ples for a mo­ment.

–Sopho­more sem­i­nar, Bard High School Ear­ly Col­lege

JAP on cell: … So I picked up and was like, ‘Hel­lo?’ and she was all, ‘Come on, we’re go­ing to get our nip­ples pierced.’ And I was like, ‘Oh. Um, okay.’

–49th & 7th

Bik­er chick: You don’t un­der­stand! You don’t un­der­stand that I can’t feel my nip­ples right now!

–St. Mark’s & 3rd

Over­heard by: Gem­ma

Tough guy to an­oth­er: We all bang. We love each oth­er. So what if I pinched your nip­ples?! What’s the big deal? I pinched your nip­ples!

–Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: Jim Con­roy

Girl on cell: At the gallery, a woman of­fered me her nip­ple cov­ers. She was like, ‘Hey, do you want my nip­ple cov­ers?’ … Yeah, it’s been that kind of day.

–Stuyvesant Town