Large black guy #1: Yo, check out that chick­’s ear­rings.
Large black guy #2: Damn, they even match her out­fit.
Large black guy #1: That’s, like, a whole new lev­el of match­ing.
Large black guy #2, to girl: Yo, did you make those?
Girl: No, my sis­ter did.
Large black guy #2: I reeeal­ly like those.

–1 train

Over­heard by: i like them too