Bim­bette #1: … And so that skin­ny boy at work — he asked me if my boyfriend was cute.
Bim­bette #2: You don’t have a boyfriend, though.
Bim­bette #1: I know! And I told him that, and he goes, ‘Oh! So that’s why you’re such a bitch!‘
Bim­bette #2: What a fag.

–Star­bucks, W 4th

Over­heard by: Lacy