Art­sy girl #1: I think it would be fun to make out with Adam. You know, just to touch his chest a bit.
Art­sy girl #2: But I thought you said that you think Adam is fat.
Art­sy girl #1: He is fat.
Art­sy girl #2: He is not fat.
Art­sy girl #1: Okay… He’s not re­al­ly fat, but he’s al­ways been well-fed!

–Man­hat­tan-bound L train