Boyfriend: Mm­mm… Cof­fee…
Preg­gers girl­friend: What?! You got cof­fee? Give me a sip…
Boyfriend: No, ba­by… No caf­feine for you…
Preg­gers girl­friend, try­ing to wres­tle cup away: Just a sip? Pleeease?!
Boyfriend: No! Bad for the ba­by…
Preg­gers girl­friend: I’ll suck your dick for a sip! [Boyfriend im­me­di­ate­ly hands the cup over.]

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Mike