Skin­ny girl #1: Do you know bridal sa­lons on­ly car­ry dress­es in small sizes, so big­ger girls have to, I don’t know, close their eyes and imag­ine what the dress would look like if it could zip?
Skin­ny girl #2: Se­ri­ous­ly?
Skin­ny girl #1: Some day some­body’s go­ing to come out with a de­sign line for fat girls, and they’re go­ing to make a killing.
Skin­ny girl #2: Bridal Barn.

–Cen­tu­ry 21, Fi­nan­cial Dis­trict