Tourist girl #1, look­ing at Stat­ue of Lib­er­ty: I don’t get it.
Tourist girl #2: Don’t get what?
Tourist girl #1: Why a chick with a torch? I mean, hon­est­ly — what Amer­i­can came up with the idea of build­ing a gi­ant chick with a torch?
Tourist girl #2: Ac­tu­al­ly, it was de­signed by the French.
Tourist girl #1: Well, that makes more sense. They’re al­ways putting up gi­ant, crazy things. The guy who did this should get to­geth­er with that Eif­fel Tow­er guy.
Tourist girl #2, shak­ing head and sigh­ing: Why am I friends with you?

–Cir­cle Line Fer­ry

Over­heard by: Kit­ty