Lit­tle girl: Where are we go­ing now?
Moth­er: Chi­na­town.
Lit­tle girl: Vagi­na town?
Moth­er, chuck­ling: No — Chi­na-town.
Lit­tle girl, coy­ly: Well, I live in peee­nis-town.
Moth­er: Okay, Lila.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: S.S.