Mu­si­cian: Oh, so this past tour — you’re gonna laugh.
Friend: Yeah?
Mu­si­cian: This past tour I went skin­ny dip­ping in ho­tel pools three times. The wa­ter’s re­al­ly warm, and the lights have to be off, but they leave the doors open.
Friend: That is so you.

–Man­ny’s Mu­sic Store, 48th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Spi­doo­dle