Artist: Paint­ing is wear­ing me out. I think I’m ready to re­tire.
Sales as­so­ciate: Artists do not re­tire. As a mat­ter of fact, they are the on­ly ones that do not re­tire.
Artist: Yeah, they just jump off a bridge or out of a win­dow.

–New York Cen­tral Art Sup­ply Store, 3rd Ave, be­tween 10th & 11th St