Dude to another: Yeah, but she got a yeast infection from sitting around naked on muffins all day.
Overheard by: chris
Artsy guy on cell: No, no, she’s not naked… But you want to see her naked!
–12th & Broadway
Overheard by: EthanK
Flight attendant: Your pilot for the flight today is Buck Naked. Your first officer is Justin Case. That’s just in case Buck Naked decides to get buck wild.
Dude: I heard that all they do there is have sex and drink beer… And have naked snowball fights.
–41st & 7th