Girl #1: I al­ways get so much more jazzed af­ter drink­ing Di­et Pep­si than reg­u­lar Pep­si.
Girl #2: Well, that’s be­cause Di­et Pep­si has soooo much more sug­ar than reg­u­lar Pep­si.

–Mary­mount Man­hat­tan Col­lege

Over­heard by: Mal­lo­ry McMa­hon