Deal­er to 40-ish man with 12-year-old son: Hey, man, I got it all! Ups, downs, weed, coke…
40-ish man: No, thanks.
Deal­er, turn­ing to kid: Well, how about some for the lit­tle brotha?!

–In front of NY Pub­lic Li­brary

Over­heard by: Ji­mi James