Hobo: Any­body help me feed my stom­ach? No? I hope all you get home safe. And don’t burn your house down. And don’t smoke no crack.

–6 train

Over­heard by: P. Von Kant

Hobo: I said I was hun­gry. Hun­gry. I can’t eat this bird-food shit! Why’d you give me this?

–9th St. & 2nd Ave

Hobo: Wan­na see the re­al Zoo York? Bend over and I’ll show ya.

–Madi­son Square Gar­den

Over­heard by: Dan Ar­curi