Man on cell: Yo Hamster! Oh, hey Tomato, whats goin’ on? 

–Bx12 bus

Overheard by: Courtney C 

Girl on cell: I swear it had to be 8 or 9 inches long…yeah I know, I was shocked. It was the biggest damned cockroach I have ever seen…yes, a roach, what did you think I was talking about? 

–Bx9 bus

Overheard by: ogie 

Bus driver: Next stop 3rd Avenue. We’ll be arriving in a week to 10 days…Anyone want to get off here? That’ll be $50. Send me a check.

–M14D bus

Overheard by: Sherri